Saturday, July 31, 2004

I'm finally re-dying my hair... What's it been? Two months? I'm back in black.
Today I went with Uncle Charlie to his Garland store, where he drove me around on the front of a forklift. Then off to Wal-Mart to buy Granny new cotton panties... Granny panties are weird... Huge... and plain... and weird. Uncle Charlie asked me to come along so he wouldn't feel like a perv, walking through women's undergarments. He's fine with buying Kotex, women's shirts or pants, but he draws the line at panties... someone might think he's buying them for himself.
I feel smelly. Time for a shower.


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