Friday, April 09, 2004

I'm taking everything you say with a grain of salt. I know you're hurt, and I'm sorry you feel that way. I know we cannot be friends anymore, but I'm okay with that. I see that I have gone against our friendship and you're angry, but before this I never went behind your back on anything. I never took advantage of you. I never lied to you, and I never told a lie about you.

Thank you for being such an unbelievable bitch that I see just how small our friendship really was. Thank you for helping me exercise forgiveness.

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The preacher's, Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies."
He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.
Now about 80 percent held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.
All responded, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said: "It's easy, I just outlived those bitches."

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